A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack.
"Help me, dear" she groans to her husband.
He quickly calls 911 on his cell phone, and after a brief conversation, picks up his putter and lines up his stroke.
"I'm dying over here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry, honey," says the husband calmly, "They found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take to get here?" she asks him feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband, "Everybody has agreed to let him play through."
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