Elder fishing

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JJCJR
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Elder fishing

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Arthur is 80 years old. He's fished almost every day since his retirement 20 years ago. One day he arrived home looking downcast. "That's it", he told his wife, "I'm giving up fishing. My eyesight has gotten so bad that when I cast I couldn't see where the lure went."

His wife sympathized and made him a cup of tea. As they sat down she said, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighed Arthur, "Your brother's ninety. He can't help"

"He may be ninety," said the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Arthur headed off to the lake with his brother-in-law. He got up to the bow of the boat, made a mighty cast, squinted down the lake, then turned to his brother-in-law. "Did you see where my lure went?"

"Of course I did!"

"Where did it go?" asked Arthur.

"I can't remember."
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Re: Elder fishing

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Great joke man.
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