A Few More Blonde Jokes

[JJCJR]

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!"
and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman
wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
government class.The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was
about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he
crossed the Delaware"
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once
and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling near by was the
first to respond.As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
policeman."
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[BassManDan]

Good jokes, did you get the Roe v. Wade from Jeopardy! the other night?!

BassManDan