A young hotshot cop is sitting out side the local bar just waiting for patrons to come out and drive off, just to catch some easy tickets.
A guy stumbles out of the bar, keys in hand. He walks up to his old beater pickup, drops his keys, falls down trying to pick'em back up to unlock his truck. This happens over and over again, with the young cop just biding his time for a big ticket.
Thoughout this ordeal the rest of the patrons have walked out and driven off.
After about 20 minutes of walking out of the bar, the old drunk finally starts up his truck and drives off.
The cop quickly flips on the discos and pulls the old truck over.
He walks up and asks "Sir. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
The old guy replies "Well officer, I haven't had anything to drink tonight."
The cop replies, "Is that so? I watched you stumble around out front for over 20 minutes."
The old guy replies, "Well officer, I'm tellin' the truth, I haven't had a thing to drink all night. But everyone else who came out of that bar sure had!"
BassManDan
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