This comes from my good friend AL who never ceases to amaze me!
A guy is out fishing when attempting to get his lure unstuck from some brush takes a high speed projectile right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way'
The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your "tool" in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay in a next week or two.'
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his gal, marries her, and go on their honeymoon.
On their honeymoon night, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, 'You're the first; no one has EVER touched these.'
He immediately drops his pants and replies, .....'Look at this,
....still in the CRATE!'
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