Ghetto Vocabulary

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Marty
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Ghetto Vocabulary

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Here are 14 words (Hotel, Dictate, Catacomb, Foreclose, Rectum, Disappointment, Penis, Israel, Undermine, Acoustic, Iraq, Stain, Fortify, and Income).

Now put yourself on the Street and try to write a sentence with each one of in the Ghetto Language! See if you can get as close as the example below!

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel – My Bro try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "bologna, that watch israel".

9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
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Re: Ghetto Vocabulary

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I heard some of those before...
Dictate!!! Good one!!!

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