Going Fishing vs The Chargers

JJCJR · Post by **JJCJR** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:43 am

Fishing vs Chargers

The California Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards the city of San Diego.
For the first offense, they give you two Chargers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chargers.

Q. What do the Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell ' Oh god ...'

Q. How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Chargers and a dollar Bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Chargers and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Mark Pollard · Post by **Mark Pollard** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:50 am

Don't you think it is Norv Turner who screwed the Chargers up, they were fine with Marty. Norv is a loser, hate that Bum...

JJCJR · Post by **JJCJR** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:54 pm

They lose Thursday evening and I don't think Norv will see the end of the season.

Now if Denny Green wants to take on a challenge, hold out for the Chargers, not the Azetcs.

Denny...if you're reading this, don't touch the Aztecs. Their teams are bad luck. Go talk to Tony!

But than again, you still have management to deal with.

Hopalong