Got any good Mama Jokes...........

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:38 pm

What a waste brah, Mikes mommas so fat not even da foam floatation can keep it from sinking.

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:42 pm

I really wanted Jason and David to put a picture Dakines mamas big *** on my boat but they said I would need a Carnival Cruise Ship to make that happen!

Peace out for awhile Dakines mamas got dinner on the table.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:49 pm

dats cool , by the way my dog wants to know how much he owes yo momma fo last nite.....

TO be continued....

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:01 pm

yo momma so fat da Navy called her back to active duty...as an Aircraft Carrier.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:08 pm

what is da longest a thread has ever gone on this forum???? And not da kine thread like between yo mommas legs. She so nasty she has to use a roll of paper towel as a tampon.

AAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:09 pm

BUT I'LL BE BACK.

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:20 pm

Damn it Mike, start taking your own momma fishing because i'm tired of doing it

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Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:10 pm

Pete your mama so fat shes not on a diet, shes on a triet.......She's like "whatever you eatin' I'll try it!"

Dakine yo mama got no lips and she's talking about whistlin' dixie.

Lance your mama so short she poses for trophies!

It's over! Yall done got ToRe Up!

Peace I gotta put Dakines wrinkly *** mama to bed.

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:35 pm

because I just got back from eating Sushi and I think I mixed to many different types.....No it wasnt Phuas mom.....I think I had bad Ahi.....

But I'll give this a shot anyway.........Here goes...... hem... hem..

Mike your moms teeth are so yellow.....I can't believe its not butter!

Mike your mom is like a bowling ball.....She's picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter!!

Do you know the story of the old woman that lived in a shoe?? Well mikes mom is so poor she lived in a flip flop.

Mike your mom is so fat ...when it rains she uses the 10 freeway as a slip and slide...

Time to go lay down....I'm out!!!!!!!!

Pete

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:02 pm

yo momma so short she could use a cheerio for a hula hoop.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:04 pm

yo mommas so fat she put Hometown Buffet outta business.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:25 pm

yo mommas so stupid I gave her a penny for her thoughts and she gave me change back

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:31 pm

yo mommas pretty athletic...she really knows how to hang upside down on dem brass poles.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:33 pm

I gotta drop Mike's momma off at work.... on da street corner.

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:22 am

Dakine thanks for dropping my momma off...............I couldn't get your mama to leave.

Your mama so dumb she put a bandaid on her haircut.

Guyle · Post by **Guyle** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:29 am

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:35 am

completely unnecessary

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:41 am

You don't want to go to that level of mama jokes on here..............not good for you, your image, sponsors, and last but not least your mama!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:15 am

Yo mommas grille so nasty even Earl Scheib's couldn't help her.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:17 am

Damn mike you was up early. I guess da SPCA woke you up to tell you come get yo momma.

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:28 am

Dakine your mama so poor I walked in her front door and tripped over the back fence.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:42 am

Da other nite me and da boys got together to play some cards and Mikes momma came ova. She said " Watcha doin?" I said "we finnta play some Poker..." without a hestation she tore off her clothes and jumped up on da table and spread her legs. To my suprise I replied " NO NO NO!!!! I said " Pokkkeeeerrr not POKE... HER"

"We finnta play some Holdem!!!!" with that she grabbed my jock. "NO STOP IT HOMMIE DONT PLAY DAT!!!"I exclaimed. She got mad and look what she did when I "ALL IN"
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To those of you who might have been by the first photo...........

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:50 am

Come on brah, Give up already your done. put a fork in it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:09 pm

Damn fool you getting graphic now. I just got back from taking my daughter to Disneyland....................just got off your mama "dumbo" tell her to wash up next time.

Your mama so poor her bologna don't have a first name!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:25 pm

Well here we go...

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:28 pm

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:03 pm

Yo mama is so "butch" she gottsa "third leg" w/ a kickstand and a goatee like a glazed doughnut

She so big she eats bagels like tic tacs

she so menstratative when moses parted the red sea, it was her on the rag

her "downstairs" is so expansive that when she douches silverwood drops by 3 ft.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:09 pm

yo mommas so full of wind she blows herself away...

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:10 pm

yo mama so hung, she blows herself away!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:26 pm

My mommas so hung yo daddy loves it.

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:35 pm

yo daddy so mommy that he got punked in prison by Richard Simmons

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:58 pm

Back to yo momma

yo moma so stupid she went to walmart to buy a wall

she so big, the zit on her backside needs a helmet and has multiple personalities

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:00 pm

yo momma so fat she makes my momma look like Oprah on crack.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:02 pm

Yall dont need Crisco in yo house , yo momma jus squeeze dat nastya$$ boil onto da fryin pan to cook yo food.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:05 pm

I went to yo mommas house to use da bathroom, She told me third tree on da left. Damn

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:08 pm

Then I hollered "where da toilet paper?" she said "Use da Pinecone"....DAMMIT. No wonda yo mommas cuchy always look tore up. I thought it was from all dem truckers at the local truckstop.

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:18 pm

yo momma so stupid, she think a lot lizard is multiple reptiles up for bid on ebay

yo granpappy so old he calls ghengis khan that pesky oriental

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:28 pm

Yo momma so stupid she called me to fix her t.v. I said "Whats wrong widit " She said "I be sitting here for an hour and I aint got no pichur" So I went to yo mommas, I walked up in there and she was staring at a DAMN ETCH-A-SKETCH!!!!!!!

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:36 pm

yo momma's "downstairs" so repulsively pungent that chickens on an egg farm say "what the hell is that smell?"

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:41 pm

Yo mommas grille so messed up she uses White Out to fill da gaps

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:47 pm

yo momma's teeth so big each tooth say Your Ad Here

yo momma so fugly, the mirror replacement industry hails her as the goddess maximus mirrus breakimus

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:50 pm

Comon Brah, You can level wid me.... Huriicane Iniki .... that was yo momma burping up da poi and opihi.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:59 pm

yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:59 pm

you mommas butt so big small planets orbit around it.

buddy brown · Post by **buddy brown** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:05 pm

shaka brah!

yo mama eats so much spam. the the military uses her bung-hole as a spam grenade launcher in tactical operations

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:13 pm

yo momma so nasty even da dog can't watch her eatin without gagging

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:25 pm

drop buddy's momma off at da shelter, she gotta be back by 6. But I'll be back bes belee dat PEACE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:54 pm

Dakine your mama so bald I can see her thinking!

Peace out everyone gonna get some rest for the tournament tomorrow!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:06 am

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Latas brah...good luck.

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