grandpa and grandson go fishing....

[basscatcher14]

[ sorry if this joke offends anybody]

a grandpa and his grandson go fishing, and the little boy sees the grandpa pull out a cigeratte and start to smoke. the little boy says "grandpa cause i have one of those"
"Can your penis touch ur butthole"
"no"
"then no"

a few minute later the grandpa pulls out a beer and the little boy asks again
"can i have one of those"
"Can your penis touch your butthole"
"no "
"then no"


A few hours later the little boy pulls out some cookies and begins to chow down

the grandpa takes notice and says
"can i have one of those"
"can your penis touch your butthole"
the grandpa the states "why yes it can "

the little boy then says "then go **** yourself these are my cookies"

[BassManDan]

An oldie but a goodie