Grapes

[Greg_Cornish]

A good looking guy was spending the day at the beach by himself trying to meet woman. However, while he had no luck at all there was a rather average looking guy with several ladies in bikinis sitting around him giving him a lot of attention.

Finally the guy pulled him aside and said, "I'm not a bad looking guy, but a can't get any girls, what is your secret?"

The guy said, "See that fruit stand over there? I got a cluster of grapes over there and put them in my swim trunks. Give it a try."

So the handsome guy took his advice. H walked up to a girl sunbathing and said, "Hi there, I'm Ed."

She jumped up and yelled, "You're disgusting, get out of here."

This happened several times with the same results.

Finally he approached the guy that gave him the advice and said, "What kind of a joke have you played on me. The women are disgusted by me."

The guy looked down and replied, "You idiot, you were supposed to put them in the front of your pants!"