Guys, I need your help

[Lance]

Guys, I've never told anyone about this before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the driveway. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Triton next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a puddle of oil under my prop.

Do you think this is something I should try to fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


Stole this joke from another board... I couldnt put it in the Jokes page because it would of givin it away.

[kalalex]

Yeah,,,sometimes,,,I'm more worried about my boat than things that are supposed to be more important in life.

[fishinman]

Its a good thing thing you didn't slip on that oil when you tried to suprise her in the act of coming home. That would have not been a pretty picture. Don't leave your boat in the driveway anymore and you won't have too put up with those nasty stains on your driveway. Oh and don't worry about your motor with out any oil in the lower unit. It will run just fine for about a year then and only then will the seals give out. It will just be water cooled and lubed for a short while!!!!!

[Schneider Fishing]

You really need to get that boat into the shop in a hurry before things get worse.