Halloween How To:

[Marty]

"For Republicans: Dress up in a costume and go door-to-door trik-or-treating, hit as many houses as you can. The harder you work, the more houses you hit, the more candy you get!"

"For Democrats: Stay at home and wait for your government issued gray jump suit to arive in the mail. Call on President Obama and Nancy Pelosi to order all home owners in a predetermined area, one that ensures every child receives the exact same amount of candy, to come to your house and deposit one piece of candy in your bag. Remind them that all candy must be exactly the same so that no one person can give out candy that is bigger or better than anyone else's candy."

[Skeeterman]

Is this after odumma taxes the candy or before?