he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw
it?"
It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's
wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his
crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"I'll be .....
My girlfriend's gone, too"
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