Medicine Man

[JJCJR]

On his 60th birthday, the man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the shaman, and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be longer and harder than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.'

He was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?'

'Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. 'But beware, when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon. '

He was eager to see if it worked. He went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, '1-2-3!' Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was very excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, 'What was the 1-2-3 for?'

And THAT my friends, is why we should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition.

[BassManDan]

Lesson Learnt!