Obama Turns White

[Turkeyman]

President Obama takes a shower and when drying off notices that he has turned white from his shoulders to the top of his head.
He rushes to the doctor's office where the doctor performs a thourough examination of President Obama.
the doctor rushes out of the room and returns with a glass of brown liquid and tells the president to drink it quickly.
President Obama chugs it down and almost immediately his color returns. He says to the Dr. "That tasted like bullsh!t."
The Dr. replied "It was you were a quart low!"