2 Old Ladies

[fishermanswarehouse]

First off I want to let everyone know that this is NOT Fishermans Warehouse telling this joke. This is Daniel who works for Fishermans Warehouse.

Two old ladies are sitting on the porch smoking cigarettes and all of a sudden it starts to drizzle. One of the old ladies reaches into her pocket and pulls out a condom. She unwraps it and puts it over the cigarette to protect it from the rain.

The other old lady asks, "What is that?"

"This is called a condom. You can buy these at the drug store."

"I see", the curious old lady replied.

The next day she goes to the drug store and asks the clerk for a box of condoms. The clerk looks confused why she would be asking this. He replies, "How big of a condom do you need?"

The old lady says, "Big enough to fit a Camel."