heres one

[bahlzar]

guy comes home from work to find his wife on all fours cleanin the kitchin floor, he sneaks up behind her lifts up her dress and drives it home..he gets done and then slaps his wife across the back of the head..she says "now why did you do that after what i just let you do"?...he says "thats for not lookin to see who it was"...