Game Warden goes fishin'

[shane-balla]

This game warden pulls up to the boat dock and sees a boat out on the water fishing. So he parks his truck just right and begins watching the guy with his bonoculers.

After a short time he notices the guy is fishing with dynamite. He is throwing stick after stick then driving around and scraping the fish off the surface of the water with his net.

Finally after about an hour goes by the guy comes pulling up to the boat dock and begins tying his boat up. Completely amazed over what he has been whittnessing the Warden walks down and ask the guy how he did.

"I caught tons of 'em," the guy says.

"Would you mind taking me back out on the water and showin' me how?" the Warden says.

So they head back out onto the water. The guy drives the boat around for a short time watching the fish finder then stops the boat. He stands up grabs a stick of dyanamite, lites it, and throws it in the water. The explosions sends hundreds of fish floating to the top. The game warden stands up yelling frantically.

"What the hell? You are under arrest!!" He says.

The guy lites another stick and hands it to the warden.

"Either fish or shut up!!!"