Subject: Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US
Marine
Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the
terrorists
told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they
were beheaded.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last
plate of fried chicken." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York, so I'd like to hear
the song "The Moon and New York City " one last time." The
terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the
music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied. Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is
your final wish?" "Kick me in the ***," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ***," insisted
the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ***. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place?
Why did you ask him to kick you in the ***?"
"What!?!" replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes
report that I was the aggressor?"
Charlie
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