Two old ladies

[Marty]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out
a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued smoking.

Lady 1 : What’s that?
Lady 2 : A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1 : Where did you get it?
Lady 2 : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local
drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants
a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very
delicately asks what brand she prefers

Lady 1 : Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.