A little Monday Humor (a little fishing related)

Ron C · Post by **Ron C** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:22 am

A friend of mine sent this to me this morning:
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Female Prayer & Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Amen

Ray L. · Post by **Ray L.** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:48 am

Ron you made my morning....

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:46 pm

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:48 pm

mark poulson · Post by **mark poulson** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:19 pm

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