I will take on all comers for a heads ups $2000 match at DVL

[Skull Fracture]

I have caught numerous 10 plus pounders in fact well over 200 in just the past two months in life while playing fishing games on my Wii at home.

The match will be conducted at DVL on Feb 30th, 2008 starting at 7AM PST. You must pay in cash ($2000) and the money will be kept by a nutcase and I really mean the nutcase part. The match shall last six hours and total weight wins. It is one on one but several can enter that way I can fish against each of you and take all of your money!

The match shall be a standard tournament set of rules and Ace Carter shall be the tournament director.

Later,

Skull

[scottkh]

The match will be conducted at DVL on Feb 30th, 2008 starting at 7AM PST.

Nice try, there is no such date as Feb 30. Go back and play with your Wii game.

Scott

[some guy]

i think he knew that.....

[Ray L.]

OH MY GOD ACE.........LORD HELP ME HE WROTE IT...........

[CharlieS.]

Ace, Fractured head ,the BSfisherman-hmmmm if it quacks like a duck......Charlie

[DL]

I TOLD YOU GUYS HE LIVED! But noooo, you wouldn't believe me... Its Beetlejuice all over again...just type it backwards three times...

Possum Boy for President!!!!!

[Kelly Ripa]

Sweet Suffrin Mother of Christ it can't be????

Say it ain't so!!!

If it is I will find my copy of the original Pearblossom carp article I wrote and put it on this site for all to read. I'd have sworn I picked off that old buzzard with a shot between the eyes with iron sights at 200 yards years ago. Maybe like Lazarus he has risen from the dead ? If so I think the new members of this site that didn't have the pleasure will crush him like a dixie cup.

Dead man!!!!....Gotta deadman walk'n

Rip

[Ray L.]

Like Lazarus
I needed that this morning Kelly.
Well off to get a shot in my back now.

[mark poulson]

Ray,
Any truth to the rumor that you hurt your back carrying Lander?

[Ray L.]

Well Mark you know I carried him over half the seasn this year anyway.
No just kidding Mike.
I just got back from 2 shots of cortisone in my spine.

[Nunyo Bizness]

Well Mark you know I carried him over half the seasn this year anyway.
No just kidding Mike.
I just got back from 2 shots of cortisone in my spine.

Hey Ray,
I know you don't know me, but I fish with the Ripa now and again and have heard nice things about you. A question for you about the shots you got. Have you got them before and do they help? I had a neck fusion last year and I'm still experienceing pain in the area. They have started me on a treatment of steroids staright into my vertibrate in my neck and they seem to work for awhile but then it goes back to hurting. Do you experience the same thing? Also, if I'm getting steroids in my neck, does that ban me from fishing tourmaments in the future? Me and Berry want to know (A little Bonds humor for you).

J. Younce

[Ray L.]

Yeah I am a roid guy now also.
This is a temporary fix for me. They are not sure how long they will last. This is my first set of them. He hit the nerve at 1 point and my teeth chattered. That is what the cute nurse said anyway. Right now I can't walk real well but that will wear off in the morning.
I should be able to go back to work and also guide again. I am now going to start looking for surgeons for a similar surgery. My back is toast and will remain that way until I fix it.
Surgery is my last choice but I am close to that choice at this point. The M.R.I. confirmed it.

[Nunyo Bizness]

Ray,
Dr.Thomas Jones in Santa Barbara is one heck of a surgeon. Not much in the personality dept. but a great surgeon none the less. If you live anywhere near there, see if you can talk to him. He did my neck fusion last year and I was pain free for months , until I lifted something the wrong way. I have degenerative disks from C6 through C2 and narrowing of the holes where the nerves come out of the disk from. I may have to have another operation at a later date but I want to put that off as long as I can as well. Its no fun being in a collar for a few months. They are doing wonderful new things with the lower back disks now that I hear work really well, the FDA or whoever has not approved the operations for the cervical disks yet though. Good luck and if you would like Dr. Jones number I could PM it to you. Get better soon.

J. Younce