Talkin Frog

[Greg_Cornish]

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. Sitting in his boat the other
day he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't
see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the
top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you! Pick me up, then kiss me and
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make
sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will
have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it
up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

The frog called out from down in the shirt pocket, "What, are you
nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I wi ll be your
beautiful bride."

Then man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my
age I'd rather have a talking frog."