No Underwear

[The Lone Angler]

NO TOILET PAPER
>>>>
>>>> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.? Both were very
>>>> faithful and loving wives.? However, they had gotten
>>>> over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.? Incredibly drunk, and
>>>> walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>>>> One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take
>>>> off her panties and use them.? Her friend, however was wearing a
>>>> rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.?
>>>> She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
>>>> wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>>>> After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The
>>>> next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
>>>> normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so
>>>> he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl's nights have got
>>>> to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with
>>>> no panties!!"
>>>> "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
>>>> card stuck to her a** that said.....
>>>> "From all of us at the Fire Station.? We'll never forget you"!

[BassManDan]

gold son, simply gold!

BassManDan

[Buzzbait]

Yes, that was very nice. The only things is that they were pissing on graves!!!