The Oil Crisis Explained

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JJCJR
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The Oil Crisis Explained

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Regarding the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC!!!
Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.
CORAL 96
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Re: The Oil Crisis Explained

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I'm thinking when "Little Bush" get's back to Crawford he can run a tap on the ranch!! It will serve 2 purposes continue to make him rich & might lower prices here!!!! 8) :lol:
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Last Sunday evening I had Alton Jones on the Rod and Reel Radio Show. He mentioned one of the best things about being the 2008 Bass Master Classic Champion was being invited to the White House to meet with G.W.

I told Alton most likely G.W. was hoping some of Alton's "mojo" would wear off on him because he wishes he has 1/2 as good a 2008 as Alton's already had.

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