THE HORTH WHITHPERER

[gobassfish]

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!



A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend
over to look at a horse.



His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'



'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male
or
female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?



So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?



The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
him
up
again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nith mouf, can I see her twat'?



Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and
rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him
out
and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit'?

[BassManDan]

Purty Funny!!

BassManDan

[ash]

ROTFLMAO OMG that was too funny...almost spit coffee on that one!