Got any good Mama Jokes...........

[DAKINE198]

Damn dis ting went 4 pages ... just think only 26,436 more yo mommas and we'll be tied with da northern boards

[DAKINE198]

Hit me back.

[DAKINE198]

Okay guys heas a little story cleaner dan da first to let you know how fat and stupid Mikes momma is.....
As some of you may or may not know Mikey went to fish Perris and
I got a call from his momma, she was all da kine huhu and crying so I asked " What's wrong?" She said sobbingly "My son went fishing without me and Lance can't take me out because I sank his boat." So I told her not to worry I would swing by the house around 8 AM and take her. I got to da house and I had a heck of a time trying to hoist her big butt up into the bed of my truck,( wot you really tink she really going fit in da cab, ho brah I get F250 but not dat much room for Mikes momma). So anyhow we "drive" to one of my favorite spots on da lake and parked on a hillside.(Theres no way I'm letting her sink my boat too." Well I guess it was a combination of da loose gravel and her weight in da back of my truck it started to slide down the incline and straight to da bottom of da lake with Mikes momma in da back. I thought to myself well she one big wahine, maybe she float to da surface like one big cork den I can gaff her. After da first minute I wen start to worry... no sign of her or my truck...after da second minute I wen start to panic.... tinking oh no, Mikes gonna BE REALLY PISSED After 5 minutes went by I took off my shirt and started dive in when bursting outta da water like Shamu comes Mikes momma Gasping fo air. Very much relieved I yelled "YOU Ok?" with that she replied between breaths "Yeah". So then I questioned " What took You so long????".... and with a frown she exclaimed, "BRAh you need fo oil da tailgate, Cause Hard for OpeN." Hey its fishing just have fun....

[OG BASS]

yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

yo mamma so old she still owes jesus a quarter

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[brambo0311]

Your mommas so hairy when she walks in woods. Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

[DAKINE198]

haha over 225,000 views and people are still reading this. Hilarious.