RALLY SMACK

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:13 am

Come on people - three weeks til the Rally and noone is talking smack?? I won't even get into it as I am going to have limited session time.......but where are you all at?

mac (Doyle McEwen) · Post by **mac (Doyle McEwen)** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:20 am

I am going to maintain my normal routine at the Rallies, going out each session and chunking and winding and with a tad of luck catching a fish or two..On second thought make that a lot of luck..

There seems to be a lack of any kind of talk about the Rally, smack or otherwise..But I will wager a buck Cooch does not repeat..

mac

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:21 am

Will it ever come back to the Delta?

Dewayne · Post by **Dewayne** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:20 am

Brian,
Clear Lake is a much better venue for a Rally. Nut Case Classics work out well on the Delta and I am sure we will always have them there, but the Rally is a different event with it being two days and requiring hotel space, eating halls and etc. For instance we need a dock that can occomodate 40-50 boats being tied up while we eat lunch. No place on the Delta can handle that without impacting their business. Konocti Vista does that easily.

Come on up to Clear Lake and you will see. The fishing is easier in the summer than the Delta. Even someone not familiar with Clear lake can catch fish.

PS - No smack from me. Too busy these days.

Johnny C · Post by **Johnny C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:56 am

Figured I am fishing for second at best now that the G-man is fishing it.And I still can't believe that my buddy Cooch is younger than me!!!!. It should be big fun as usual. Heading up one week from tomorrow..Wooohoo!!!!

JamesH · Post by **JamesH** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:59 am

Hey Johnny didn't you wack em good in practice last year????

James

Johnny C · Post by **Johnny C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:05 am

It wasn't as good as 2006, but it still was great. Looking foward to seeing you James and everyone else!!!! My boy Geno says I am going down to him this year. I like his attitude.

Guy Kelley · Post by **Guy Kelley** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:12 am

Sorry Guys, but I just can't stay ought of this one!

Shoot , I may not even be there this year, as I am still waiting for event's to unfold and wont know until the week before the rally, sorry gator.

So with all that dribble said.

Who is going to be king of the rally this year

If i do make it and g-man lands on my boat, I will personally turn him into a giant swim bait, put a size 12 ought hook in his fanny and tow him around and bounce him off the bottom and rock piles around jago bay.

I don't expect a L/M on him but a 100 pound catfish or carp is certain on such a contraption.

Hell even if I don't catch a fish with him in tow, I can always say he's my ODD NUT

g-man · Post by **g-man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:55 am

Johnny C wrote:Figured I am fishing for second at best now that the G-man is fishing it.And I still can't believe that my buddy Cooch is younger than me!!!!. It should be big fun as usual. Heading up one week from tomorrow..Wooohoo!!!!

Second is my spot back off!

LOL

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:27 am

You guys canâ€™t talk smack just like you canâ€™t fish!

Do you ever wonder why Gator runs tournaments â€“ because he canâ€™t fish them?
As for Mac â€“ he canâ€™t even use a simple little tool and he going to fish.
Brian makes excuses about coming down to the Delta â€“ he could find a guppy in a fish bow.
Dewayne â€“ well enough said - you just need to say Dewayne â€“ he fishes for carp.
Johnny C got lost at the winter nutcase and the only way he found the launch ramp was the smell of the BQ.
As for James - the only thing he can catch is blind old fish.
Guy canâ€™t even count cards, you know he canâ€™t fish.
Then there is this Juror G-Man, he has to pick up his pants just to step into the boat.
As for the Cooch man â€“ hell I seen better lags on a bar stool!

Now that is smack talking â€“ give me your best shot â€“ no stop sign on my chest!

Marty

Norv · Post by **Norv** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:39 am

Marty,

Now that's some serious smack talking!!!

Outcast · Post by **Outcast** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:02 pm

Looks like g-man won't be fishing either as he only paid the $15 and not the required $65 to fish the rally.

firebass911 · Post by **firebass911** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:07 pm

Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:13 pm

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.

mac (Doyle McEwen) · Post by **mac (Doyle McEwen)** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:13 pm

Anybody that wants to..All you gotta do is sign up..It is as much fun as you are allowed to have while still wearing clothes..

By the way Marty, you gonna be there or do you just like running off at the mouth..

mac

g-man · Post by **g-man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:45 pm

Outcast wrote:Looks like g-man won't be fishing either as he only paid the $15 and not the required $65 to fish the rally.

I just signed up!

Marty you just blew your wad bro, you can talk the the talk but thats about it! Side bet says I blow your a$$ outta the water!

I'll double what you bring in! And if I have to cheat to make that happen I will....

Just remember one thing, I should be seeing you real soon!!!

Bill kizer · Post by **Bill kizer** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:47 pm

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

It's a really good chance to put names to faces. You also might get the chance to fish such noted anglers as Gary Ryon (Long Nut 2006) from the southern board.

I expect him to enter the next season of "Dancing with the Stars".

Every time Gary catches a fish over a pound and a half he does his breakdancing routine on the rear deck.

It's a sight to behold.

Just call me Tule Bender

Johnny C · Post by **Johnny C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:56 pm

Good stuff Marty..Your smack was so good that Tony is going to let you weigh five each session so you have a chance!!

ash · Post by **ash** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:06 pm

g-man wrote:
Outcast wrote:Looks like g-man won't be fishing either as he only paid the $15 and not the required $65 to fish the rally.
I just signed up!

Marty you just blew your wad bro, you can talk the the talk but thats about it! Side bet says I blow your a$$ outta the water! I'll double what you bring in! And if I have to cheat to make that happen I will.... Just remember one thing, I should be seeing you real soon!!!

OK I think we need to settle two scores here once and for ALL. We combine the allusive Paint Ball Battle, with the NutCase Rally and really do this thing up like the bunch of Redneck Thrill Billies that we are

I can just see it now...cooch is flippin the docks or throwin his punker PING PING PNG and off goes G-man screamin down the shore lookin for his next victim....we can have a new nut awarded the Best Baller Nut...

Johnny C · Post by **Johnny C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:20 pm

Paint ball, come on man. Lets cast spooks at eachother!!!

g-man · Post by **g-man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:31 pm

Ash, Ole man Coochy is my friend. Its others that need to be careful!

Tossing spooks sounds perfect. Its a good thing Guys not coming cause he would be my first target of the day!

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:04 pm

Ash......I am likin your thinking.........

Marty - I will deal with you IN PERSON

the rest of your list is pretty good though.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:20 pm

Dewayne wrote:Brian,
Clear Lake is a much better venue for a Rally.

I'm not buying it. If they can fit in the National Guard, Stren, B.A.S.S. Elite, Pro Teen, Snag Proof, and everything else, I would think they could fit in one stupid little rally every year. Come on Clear lake sucks.

Bill kizer · Post by **Bill kizer** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:43 pm

Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:44 pm

Bill kizer wrote:Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Cooches house

Phil Burgess · Post by **Phil Burgess** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:01 pm

OH MARTY DONT FORGET ABOUT ME

WHOMP WHOMP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MikeD · Post by **MikeD** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:02 pm

lets not forget that Gator has promised to do a live version of his hula dance at this years dinner:

click here for all the coco-nutty goodness

not sure if Gary's back has healed enough for that kinda provocative dancing, you'll just have to go it alone big guy

g-man · Post by **g-man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:35 pm

Gator wrote:
Bill kizer wrote:Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Cooches house

+1

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:07 pm

MikeD wrote:lets not forget that Gator has promised to do a live version of his hula dance at this years dinner:

click here for all the coco-nutty goodness

not sure if Gary's back has healed enough for that kinda provocative dancing, you'll just have to go it alone big guy

You gonna be done with your shower in time Mr. Almost the NumbNut?? I think you already have one vote for this year!!

MIKE TREMONT · Post by **MIKE TREMONT** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:07 pm

Well I won't chime in on the smack talkin as I won't be joining you gentleman.

It sure sounds like fun and makes for good reading.

Enjoy...

Bill kizer · Post by **Bill kizer** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:19 pm

MikeD wrote:lets not forget that Gator has promised to do a live version of his hula dance at this years dinner:

click here for all the coco-nutty goodness

not sure if Gary's back has healed enough for that kinda provocative dancing, you'll just have to go it alone big guy

HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, I JUST WENT BLIND

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:23 pm

g-man wrote:
Gator wrote:
Bill kizer wrote:Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Cooches house
+1

+2

MikeD · Post by **MikeD** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:29 pm

Gator wrote: You gonna be done with your shower in time Mr. Almost the NumbNut?? I think you already have one vote for this year!!

needed that shower so's I can smell all pretty for you sweet-pea. always like to start my events with one vote in the lead so its all good!

Cooch · Post by **Cooch** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:39 pm

Brian wrote:
Dewayne wrote:Brian,
Clear Lake is a much better venue for a Rally.

I'm not buying it. If they can fit in the National Guard, Stren, B.A.S.S. Elite, Pro Teen, Snag Proof, and everything else, I would think they could fit in one stupid little rally every year. Come on Clear lake sucks.

No, you just suck at fishing ClearLake, same as the Delta, until magically this year it all came around for ya! HAR! HAR !HAR!

MIKE TREMONT · Post by **MIKE TREMONT** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:43 pm

So next year the Rally's on the Delta and we're all crashing at Cooch's house?

Cooch · Post by **Cooch** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:00 pm

mac (Doyle McEwen) wrote:But I will wager a buck Cooch does not repeat.. mac

That's a bet I'll take! Ya know Mac, there ain't a pair of golden Nuts I ain't won. They said I'd never win a Rally. A 3rd, 2nd, missed two then 1st! Only thing left, is fer me ta REPEAT! Never been a back ta back Top Nut, it's all that's left!

Hey Spooky, better git in as much pre-fishin as ya can, you'll need it, cause I'm comin in blind again!
G-man, just stay OFF, all that good water ya paid for!
Marty, you been savin quarters fer Gator too? That bucket is gonna come back ta haunt ya man!
As fer that Philly CheeseBurger guy, he's udderly worthless without the Milk Man up there!
Hey Guy Kelly, that sure was a lot of dribblin' fer an old fart who can't tell basketball from bass fishing.
And the only Smack Dewayne ever gits, is from them lil bitty swimbait fish slappin at his frog in that pound outside his office!
Gator, Marty nailed ya! HAR! HAR !HAR!
Ash, yer prolly in the best shape, first I teach ya that jig thing up here, then I gotta show ya the ropes as a Mod, but ya better think twice if'n yer gonna git any golden nut tips outa me! Course, my soft spot is Corona! HAR!

Bring it BOYZ! The TOPNUT .......... has spoken!

g-man · Post by **g-man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:11 pm

Its on Cooch! I will win, it just might be after the tourney on the dock!

Water? Thanks see you there LMAO! I'll have the Coronas...

HAR, HAR, HAR!!!! NOT!

Mike Tremont, NO show, wtf?

Fishn Fighter · Post by **Fishn Fighter** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:14 pm

Brian wrote:
firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.

except that guy bassbones....

Bill kizer · Post by **Bill kizer** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:32 pm

Fishn Fighter wrote:
Brian wrote:
firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.
except that guy bassbones....

That Bassbones guy still owes me a frog fishing trip................

g-man · Post by **g-man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:36 pm

Fishn Fighter wrote:
Brian wrote:
firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.
except that guy bassbones....

BBB!

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:41 pm

That guy BassBones is supposed to be there for the Saturday afternoon session.........

Hub Spinner · Post by **Hub Spinner** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:16 pm

Gator wrote:That guy BassBones is supposed to be there for the Saturday afternoon session.........

Dar ewe goes Mistah Geeterman gettun us sal xsited bowt da speshul gests an all. Ey shar opes yer gona av sum taystee vittls fer uz ta chompz on...me and duh famly er alwez ungry

An don ya wurries nun, we wonts b a tellin' nowuns dat ewes kent ketch dem clar layk bass

Sin seer lay,

Ol' Hub

ps. Owzitb 'angin' Mistah Bones?

green_monster · Post by **green_monster** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:37 pm

I'm all in and not settling for 2nd this year! I just need to figure out that #(%$% afternoon session! Look forward to putting even more names with faces this year.

Justin VonSpreckelsen

Obi-Hub · Post by **Obi-Hub** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:36 pm

green_monster wrote:I'm all in and not settling for 2nd this year! I just need to figure out that #(%$% afternoon session! Look forward to putting even more names with faces this year.

Justin VonSpreckelsen

I guess you are settlin' for 3rd dis year then? Behind Ol' Hub and the Coochie Coo

ash · Post by **ash** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:54 am

Hub who? Oh you mean that there pansy azz boy who's been fishing cashtaic and DVL all year. I heard a year ago dat ole hub spinner threw his back out catching a clear lake fish, so he had to move down south and fish with 6lb test and buggy whips, as not to hurt himself.

So you telling me that ole hub spinna's back has healed, he bought some 20lb test and is ready to catch REAL bass again

I just dont believe it, between that and Coochie Coo claiming a treepeat.... next thing you know guys on this board are gonna be saying that santar cluase and da Easter Bunny will be showing up for this event!

bassindon69 · Post by **bassindon69** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:00 am

DANG IT!
Looks like I get to miss another one

. Doing the HBC July 11th and then BOB's Marine Owners Sep. 6th & 7th with the wife @ Clear Lake. Thats all the Clear Lake I can afford.

Maybe next year.... try again.

Don.

mac (Doyle McEwen) · Post by **mac (Doyle McEwen)** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:02 am

Dang it Don, and they have some nice sized otters up there too..I don't think they are as hefty as some I have seen on the Delta, but they should put up a decent fight..You specialty fishermen are just too picky..

mac

MikeD · Post by **MikeD** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:33 am

ash wrote:next thing you know guys on this board are gonna be saying that santar cluase and da Easter Bunny will be showing up for this event!

stranger things have been known to happen...

now where is that fat man with a heavy stick?

Obi-Hub · Post by **Obi-Hub** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:30 am

[quote="ash"]so he had to move down south and fish with 6lb test and buggy whips, as not to hurt himself.

So you telling me that ole hub spinna's back has healed, he bought some 20lb test and is ready to catch REAL bass again

/quote]

6lb test??? You been hangin' out in too many Meth Labs Numbnut...Who ever told you the Ol' Hub gave up the heavy line has been hangin' in the same joints as you

...perhaps that "heavy" line is part of Ol' Hubs success down in the Southern Climes

Obi