Beer with benefits

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The Lone Angler
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Beer with benefits

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A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping.

The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the
shopping cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans," he says.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they
carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face
cream and sticks it into the cart.

"Whoa, what do you think you're doing?" asks the man.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies, "So does the beer, and it's HALF THE PRICE!"
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