A man and his wife are

[mac (Doyle McEwen)]

Sitting in a bar enjoying an adult beverage when in walks this stunning woman who sits at the bar and starts downing drinks just about as fast as the bartender can pour them..

The husband has stared at her the entire time and his wife is annoyed beyond the point of mere irratation..

Finally she asks him, "Do you know that woman?'

The husband thinks for a moment and then replies, "Yes, she is the girlfriend I broke up with when I met and married you..I had heard she had turned to drinking, but it is hard to think she still is trying to get over me after ten years."

The wife calmly replies, "I am really impressed with her ability to celebrate for so many years.."

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