SARAH-FREAKIN-PALIN

[Marty]

http://www.alafreakinbama.com/palin/

SARAH-FREAKIN-PALIN (Parody)
(scott haugen, scott lynch, jay speight)

She wears Kawasaki glasses
with a conservative view
ruffled feathers in Alaska
and now some liberals too
in her black pencil skirt
no, she ain't what you'd expect
well don't you be fooled
she can field dress a moose
and now the donkeys next
CHORUS:
Sarah-Freakin-Palin
Sarah-Freakin-Palin
Fan of Ronald Reagan
Sarah-Freakin-Palin, Palin

now slow down Obama
there's no need to get mad
'cause that hockey momma
is making Biden look bad
you could've picked Clinton
but Michelle said "no"
the drive-bys are scared
pulling out their hair
they can't believe McCain chose
CHORUS:
Sarah-Freakin-Palin
Sarah-Freakin-Palin
Even Tina Fey's been
Sarah-Freakin-Palin, Palin

From Wasilla to the White House
she's by McCain's side
we need the right kind of change
you all know her name
come on, say it with pride
say it with pride, now
CHORUS:(repeat)
Sarah-Freakin-Palin (echo)
Sarah-Freakin-Palin (echo)
Open up a can of Sarah-Freakin-Palin
Sarah-Freakin-Palin, Palin

[The People]

She can field dress a moose! AND I totally want to do her!

She's got my vote.

[Greg_Cornish]

And this folks is why we've had Bush in office for eight years. Now you'd think after a lesson like that.....