Whaling off the Coast of Japan

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Bass Kid
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Whaling off the Coast of Japan

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>
> A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they

> noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that
had
> harpooned his father many years earlier.
>
> He said to the female whale, lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our

> air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
sink.
> They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
>
> Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were
> swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to

> get away and said to the female, lets swim after them and gobble them up
before
> they reach the shore.
>
> At this point, the male whale realized the female was becoming reluctant to
> follow him. What the matter darling?
>
> Look love, she said, I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse
to
> swallow the seamen!!
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Re: Whaling off the Coast of Japan

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NICE!!!
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