Early Saturday morning I woke up, quietly put on my clothes, made a lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage to hook up the boat. As I drove down the street, the rain poured on my windsheild. I quickly turned on the weather station. The weather reporter says "Winds up to 50 MPH, and rain all day".
I turn around at the end of the street and drive back to the house, open the garage, back in and un-hook the boat.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wifes back, now with a different anticipation in mind. I whispered, " The weather is horrible out there"
My loving wife of 20 years replied " Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"
To this day I still don't know if she was kidding, BUT NOW I GO FISHING EVERY CHANCE I GET !
I changed the end...the joke I read said "I have since stopped fishing"
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