Two young boys, ages 6 and 4, were in their room early one morning getting ready for the day.
The older boy said to the younger boy "you know were old enough now that we should start cussing". The younger boy, going along with his older brother agreed.
The older boy said "when we go down for breakfast I'll say something with hell in it and you say something with *** in it". The younger boy agreed again.
The two proceeded to the kitchen for breakfast. Their mother walked in, said good morning and asked what they'd like for breakfast.
The six year old quickly said "Aw hell mom, I'll just have some cheerios". As soon as the words were out he caught a slap across the face from his mother. She told him to get to his room and followed him the entire way swatting his rear end.
The four year old sat in horror as he watched his older brother receive his punishment.
His mother returned and looked directly into his eyes and said "now young man, what do you want for breakfast."
The boy said "I don't know mom, but after what just happened, you can bet your *** it won't be cheerios".
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