Calm in our lives

[JJCJR]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use
a little more calm in our lives. The bills were kind of getting me down, but by
following simple advice heard on the Dr Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaims, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before starting off this Monday morning, I finished off:

a bottle of White Zinfandel left over from T-day dinner,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream left over from last X-mas,
a package of Oreos left over from the kid's party,
the remainder of an old Prozac prescription mom left behind,
the rest of the T-day cheesecake,
some Doritos left over from fishing yesterday,
and a box of chocolates the wife had shoved to the back of the refrigerator..

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.