Not fishing related but Good as gold!!!!!!

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Not fishing related but Good as gold!!!!!!

Postby TEAMDEADMONEY » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:11 pm

Some things just make my day.


AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD -



To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

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Re: Not fishing related but Good as gold!!!!!!

Postby Andy Giannini » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:34 pm

Sounds pretty good, but fiction.

The whole story should have been over, right after being threatened.

Now is a good time to cruise over to the Cold Steel website, lots of holiday specials, great pocketknives, self defense stuff, pepper spray, you name it. The knives are good enough to give as biz gifts, or just go unigift and get every guy on your list a cool little serrated tanto folding pocketknife.

I don't work for them, and I don't sell them they just have good stuff over there.

Haven't posted much fishing stuff lately, but don't forget your jigging spoons!

Happy Holidays,

A.G.
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Re: Not fishing related but Good as gold!!!!!!

Postby Bill K » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:39 pm

Prior to retirement and working for 28years in law-enforcement, I had one Chief of Police always tell us troops, to shoot them in the left kneecap, if you have to shoot. His reasoning was they would go through life with a memory of what they did wrong.
ps. Most, if not all of us, listened to him, but in the back of our mind
it was double tap them in the biggest part, not the kneecap.
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Re: Not fishing related but Good as gold!!!!!!

Postby ppickerell » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:23 pm

Andy Giannini wrote:Sounds pretty good, but fiction.

The whole story should have been over, right after being threatened.

Now is a good time to cruise over to the Cold Steel website, lots of holiday specials, great pocketknives, self defense stuff, pepper spray, you name it. The knives are good enough to give as biz gifts, or just go unigift and get every guy on your list a cool little serrated tanto folding pocketknife.

I don't work for them, and I don't sell them they just have good stuff over there.

Haven't posted much fishing stuff lately, but don't forget your jigging spoons!

Happy Holidays,

A.G.


Loved the Tanto Master video on the cold steel website where he viciously attacks the sock stuffed with foam.
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Re: Not fishing related but Good as gold!!!!!!

Postby Andy Giannini » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:41 pm

Did not see it, but sounds funny!

They did take swords or big knives to sides of beef, cow skulls, leather jacket arms filled with meat etc. The one I thought was lame was piercing a car hood. I guess I might need to do that if I want to attempt the TJ HOOKER car hood ride but why else? Kind of a mean thing to do to a knife, and didn't click with me.

Not training for Highlander or some renaisance faire, just good stuff.

Regards,

A.G.
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