No Bin Ladin Pictures

Skeeterman · Post by **Skeeterman** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:15 am

Odumma said no to showing pictures of ladins body to the world today to make romurs more true that if this really did happen.Well im starting to wonder that myself if they really got him with no body now no pictures I can see now why people are changing there minds that it mite be a bunch of bull what makes even more not true is they cann't get there story strait,one story says B L had a gun than he did not another story says that the seals came down by rope the other says they landed on the ground.I hope the truth will come out but with odumma is president I do not think it will.

Greg_Cornish · Post by **Greg_Cornish** » Wed May 04, 2011 1:41 pm

Think of all the jobs this will provide if they don't show the body. It will give thousands of crazy people something to focus on and stay out of trouble in other areas. It will extend my nephews TV program for at least another season and be worth millions in advertising revenue.

The talk show on all the conservative stations at night, Coast to Coast, (the one that focuses and flying saucers, reptilian invaders, conspiracies and the paranormal) will get thousands of more listeners over to Conservative talk radio.

Thank your lucky stars.

Oh and make sure you can get True TV and watch my nephew in law's show, Conspiracy Theory, I know you'll agree with everything he says. "Cheney is responsible for 911" and "Is Osama Bin Laden really dead?"

Rod Martin · Post by **Rod Martin** » Wed May 04, 2011 5:46 pm

and greggg is just as far from reality.

Each time I drop by same-o , same-o

Politics as always, time for the little people to have something fresh to talk about. He has been in that house for a while and our guys have known it for awhile. The question , Why was it done now ? Not if he is dead. Holding the photos just gives us another birther moment.

Greg_Cornish · Post by **Greg_Cornish** » Wed May 04, 2011 6:48 pm

Rod Martin wrote:The question , Why was it done now ?

He was waiting for the right moment to impress Jodie Foster.

Greg_Cornish · Post by **Greg_Cornish** » Tue May 17, 2011 12:29 pm

Bin Laden Invested Millions in Company That Makes 3-oz. Bottles of Liquids and Gels
Seized Computers Yield Shocking Discovery

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In a shocking revelation gleaned from computers seized in his compound in Pakistan, Osama bin Laden spent millions of dollars investing in a company that makes 3-ounce bottles of liquid and gels.

According to CIA director Leon Panetta, Mr. bin Laden’s fervor for investing in the tiny bottle company, Trav-L-Size Inc., may have dwarfed his passion for jihad.

“We haven’t found anything in the computers that indicate Osama bin Laden wanted to rule the world,” Mr. Panetta said. “However, it is clear that he wanted to corner the market in 3-ounce bottles.”

In addition to Mr. bin Laden’s passion for 3-ounce bottles, seized computer files portray a man bent on controlling the world’s supply of slip-on shoes and loafers.

“Over the last nine years, Osama bin Laden had poured millions of dollars into a company called Reid Loafer Inc., founded by the so-called ‘shoe bomber’ Richard Reid,” he said.

Mr. Panetta said that the CIA still has much to learn about Mr. bin Laden’s years as a fugitive, but said the fact that he lived in Pakistan for six years without phone service “suggests the involvement of AT&T.”

In other bin Laden news, Mr. Panetta said Mr. bin Laden’s dying words were, “On the plus side, this is going to totally screw Trump.”

Elsewhere, a Pakistani military spokesman denied any connection with the fallen al Qaeda leader, stating, “We were just Facebook friends.”

And in what some see as conclusive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead, Dick Cheney appeared on Fox to take credit for it.