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[Greg_Cornish]

They discovered a fault running under the Washington DC. Obama has named it, bushes fault.

[Marty]

That was right after the earthquake, but it was not a earthquake it was Obama check bouncing.

[Grumpy]

The earthquake dems have to worry about is the one coming in 2012!

[Rod Martin]

I see you guys are reading the joke section on BBC

[Skeeterman]

Danm I thought all this time Mrs odumma farted.

[Marty]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with
tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

[swank]

The only time you guys are legible is when you cut and paste. Keep up the good work!

[Skeeterman]

Hay swanker, you grown some balls yet?

[swank]

Naw-my wife keeps them in her purse!

[Skeeterman]

I beleive that.

[Greg_Cornish]

Sitting in Jackson, WY and no one here likes Obama much. Gee, I'm surprised.