Twas the night before Xmas.. a few days early.

TEAMDEADMONEY · Post by **TEAMDEADMONEY** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:34 pm

Twas The Night Before Christmas,
and all through The WesternBass hood,
Not even Brian Linehan or His twin sister Kevin were stirring,
Nope......it was ALLLL GOOOOD!!!

Guy Williams stocking was hung,
from his Champion with care,
with hope that Hippie Claus would soon be there.

The nutcases were snuggled up
Sleepin' in bed
My chick was on my jock
Givin' Holiday Head......ahhhh.... errrrrr...oooops... sorry I couldnt resist. I'll try again...

I mean ...the Nutcases were snuggled up,
Sleepin' in their beds,
while thoughts of 23 lbers.
danced in their heads.

When outside my crib
There arose such a clatter
I stuck my head out the window and yelled
"What the Hell is the matter?"

Then a long haired red pimp
Got out of his ride
It was perfectly clear...
He was from the North Side..............(of the 951 that is)...

I said.."YO ..Whats up Hippie Santa?"
"Did you bring me some bass fishing toys,
and a case of Corona,
so I can drink with my boys?"

He said "Ho, Ho, Ho"
And opened his sack,
It was stuffed full of tackle
I had to take a step back...

"Are all these rods and reels mine
Is all this tackle for me
To fish with my bros
And all of TEAM DEAD MONEY "

He just nodded his head
His eyes about shut
It was then that I knew
That Hippie Claus was Fu%ked up.

He ate all my damn cookies
That I left on the plate
Then he went to the fridge
And he ate, and he ate,
and that long haired mo'fo ate.

And when he was done ..
When the cupboard was bare ..
He packed his stuff up,
and got out of there.

Good night WESTERNBASS
He yelled into the night
"Merry Christmas to all of you NUTCASES
And to all a big bite!!!!"

To ALL of you nutcases out there.......From So. Cal. to No. Cal. .........And all points in between....Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa....what ever you celebrate...be safe, god bless and Happy New Year....

Pete

John Garcia · Post by **John Garcia** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:52 pm

Good times, Have a wonderful Xmas to Pete, family and all other Western Bass fishermen family.

Brian D. · Post by **Brian D.** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:25 pm

Thanks Pete. Best to you and the family.

mark poulson · Post by **mark poulson** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:29 pm

Skylar is almost old enough to read, so, pretty soon, you gonna have some 'splainin' to do, Mr. Poet.
But, once again, it is a fun read.
Happy holidays to you and your family.

tripletrouttroy · Post by **tripletrouttroy** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:49 pm

Thats it. I couldn't put my finger on it!!!!!!! The Linehans are GIRLS. HUMMMM why don't they where wigs????? They do have nice curves though.
Good job Pete. merry xmas to all.