Sack Report for Castaic or Piru anyone?????

[TopWaterRules]

Anyone know what these lakes are up to besides cold.

[Root]

Ya, I know whats up? But I'm not tellin...Ok I'll give you a hint....use Gummy Bears with 3 #4 trebles and pop them on top....Mr.Topwater he he he he. Hey corn Pops work to

[TopWaterRules]

I heard those were working at Casitas last week har har har!!!

[Root]

Listen Mr. Top popper,

You couldnt pop your way around a lake if your whole boat was filled with Jiffy Pop. Sometimes I think that crusty boat is filled with Jiffy Pop by the way that motor sounds sometimes

[TopWaterRules]

Alright root your starting to give me a tooth ache (root). And as for the Top Popper crack its TopWaterRules but I guess you would'nt know since your infancy has not allowed you to taste the sweet feel and sound of Mr Largemouth swallowing your Zarra Spook hahahahahahahahahaha

[Root]

Oh I sorry Mr. Limp Pop,

Your topwater twitches havent been the same every since youve seen Brokeback Mountain. You keep making references to that movie like "Mr. Largemouth swallowing" and "taste the sweet feel" Your really scaring me Mr. Limp it Pop

[TopWaterRules]

Well Mr.Root I have not seen Brokebutt Mt. as of yet so I'm sorry my twitches are not to your likeing. And as for the Largemouth swallowing part I think you have me confused with someone in your past who must have hurt you deeply. I do though hope in your future there will be a top water experience (fishing in case I'm confusing you) for you to help you forget all those bad experiences that seem to haunt you in such a emotional way.


ps. Put that brokeback Mt. stuff back in your pants. Oh and dont forget to zip up the tent as well

[Root]

Is that all you got?...Thats limp

[TopWaterRules]

Ok so now that Root is back in the closet how about that fishing report anyone???????

[Root]

Ya, try foot long Dodger Dogs at Castaic .....Didnt they work for you in West Hollywood

[TopWaterRules]

Root if you dont shut the door I will have to put a lock on it.

[Root]

Ok, I'll stop. Alright everyone, please tell Top Popper how big your sack is.