A guy visiting from Idaho goes for a walk in a redwood forest. He comes upon a guy hugging a tree with his ear to the trunk. He asks the guy what he is doing. The man replies that he is listening to mother nature, and offers the spot to the man from Idaho. The Idaho man steps up and hugs the tree, the other man quickly handcuffs him to the tree. He then steals his money and takes his clothes. Shortly thereafter another man comes along the trail and sees the man handcuffed to the tree. The man from Idaho quickly explains what happened. The other man approached him from behind kissed him on the neck and whispered "This really isn't your day"
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