"Tariffs are bringing billions in revenue and soon there will be no income tax." (Maybe not for the one who's avoided paying them for decades...)
"Grocery prices are way down" NOT!
"I'm cutting prescription drug prices 900%!" (I'd like to be on the drugs he's on!)
His priorities at a recent cabinet meeting:
"The Lincoln bathroom is now gorgeous." (Good to know, but so is my bathroom.
)"I got all A's on my physical." (...what doctor told you everything was fine? Oh, yeah - another kiss ***.)
"I should get the Nobel Prize for every war, but I don't want to be greedy." (But you are!)
"Who has five engines on the back of a boat going in weird directions?" ( I'm all ears!
)" the land of a thousand lakes and they got a lotta lakes!" (What the...?!)
"Let's call it the fat drug, F-A-T for fat people." (who you calling fat?!!
)Asked it he would take a cognitive test, his response,"how hard is it?"
(If you got to ask, maybe it's too hard. )"Our country is at a tipping point. It could go one way or the other and we're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country." (referring to Somalians)
Why did Dozy pardon former Honduran president Hernandez, who imported four million tons of cocaine into the U.S and was serving time in a U.S. penitentiary? His response:
"The people of Honduras thought he was set up - a lot of people in Honduras asked me to do that (to pardon), and I did that and I feel very good about it and it was a terrible thing. They said it was because he was the president of the country and they said it was a Biden administration set up; I looked at the facts and I agree with them - " it was a Biden-inspired witch hunt."
(Obviously the truth of a rambling idiot who can't stay awake unless he's speaking.)
Funny how MAGAs relate to and agree with everything he says and does with big grins. Hope it doesn't bite you all in the a**!
A proctologist would have a hard time doing an exam trying to get past so many heads up his ***.)
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