New 401K Plan

[Gator]

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of Nortel stock three years ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of Enron three years ago, it would be worth $16.50.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of WorldCom three years ago, it would be worth less than $5.

However, had you purchased $1000 worth of beer years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
empty cans for aluminum recycling, you would have $614.

Based on the above, the best currently available investment advice for retirement planning is to drink a lot of beer and recycle.

This is known as the 401Keg plan

[gt5bass]

Or should that be:

I am, therefore I drink?

[Hardshell]

Wine bottles arn't bad either, hell you can almost buy a bottle of "2 Buch Chuck" for a sack full of dead indians!

Hardshell-Jailer

[g-man]

now thats funny.