Priest, Rabbi, Minister

[Marty]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decided to see who’s best at their jobs. So, they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later, they get together to share their results.

The priest begins. “When I found a bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.â€