What the old do for fun

[Marty]

Young people frequently ask me what I do to make my days interesting now that I getting older.

Well, for example I tell them this story, the other day I went into town and went into a store. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving an old man a break?

The cop ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So at that point I called him a "Nazi turd." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "**** head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 15 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town in my truck and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm grayed haired. It's important at my age.

[DPetty]

That's classic. I'm going to borrow it.