Guys, I need your help

[Lance]

Guys, I've never told anyone about this before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the driveway. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Triton next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a puddle of oil under my prop.

Do you think this is something I should try to fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


Stole this joke from another board... I couldnt put it in the Jokes page because it would of givin it away.

[MIKE TREMONT]

Well how handy are you?




Too much!

[W.C]

That was way to funny!!! I was just about to give u some good advice too

[bryanmc]

LMFAO!!!!
You really are an idiot....





Of course you should take it to the dealer.....

[Bill Cook]

I would never work on it myself

[Cooch]

I'd take the wife back to the dealer and trade her in, obviously a deffect! HAR!

As fer the boat, well maybe ya should take her out fer a quick spin, take the wifey too! Run it wide open until the both fall apart and sink, then call Geiko, they'll cut ya a check fer both disasters!

[bahlzar]

you better get that leak fixed fast!!! what else were you talkin bout?

[Calistar]

Man I was really feeling bad for you too!

I thought you were going "bones" on us and bringing a healthy dose of reality to the boards.

pretty funny joke.

You Suck.

[Dewayne]

getting her home late.

[StockOption]

LMAO.....good one.