Got any good Mama Jokes...........

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:53 am

I'll start it out.....................Your mama's head so big she don't have dreams she has movies!

P.S. I thought I'd start this to get us off the off-limits subject.

B Becker · Post by **B Becker** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:32 am

Your momma is so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!!!

palmdale-shane · Post by **palmdale-shane** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:44 am

Yo momma so fat, dumb and clumbsy, she tripped over walmart, flew over Kmart, and landed on Target.

Hollywood · Post by **Hollywood** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:51 am

Basn Dan · Post by **Basn Dan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:55 am

Yo mama is so ugly, if she met Moses, there'd be an eleventh commandment...

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:06 am

Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like **** 'cause he'd rather kiss her ***

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:11 am

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:49 am

It's on bitches

Mike Moffitt: Your mamas hands so big she makes Penn Internationals look like 50 mg's.

Dakine: Your mamas so big she has to use sleeping bags for socks.

Palmdale Shane: Your mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin.

Hippie: Your so short, you play handball up against the curb.

It's ON!

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:02 am

she was standing on the corner with a mattress tied to her back and she was holding a sign that said, "$5.99 AND ALL THE CRABS YOU CAN EAT.".....

Pete

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:07 am

aint dis abouta b####, This fools asking for mama jokes and den starts dissing. yeah my mammas got big feet so wot and when she gave you a kick in da *** it dissappeared all da way to da kneecap, so wot.... HAHAHAHA

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:12 am

When I spent the night at your home when we were kids, I walked into the kitchen to get some breakfast and saw your mom sitting at the kitchen table staring at the box of FrostedFlakes with the corn flakes spread all over the table....I asked, "Mrs. Phua, what are you doing?", and she replied, "This is the toughest puzzle I've ever tried to do".

Pete

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:22 am

Pete: Your mamas so BIG she was standing on the street corner and the cops said "Hey break it up!"

Dakine its war!: Your mamas so ugly she has to trick or treat over the telephone.

What NoW!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:32 am

DAMMIT...Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:45 am

Your mamas so big she has to iron her clothes in the driveway...........

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:50 am

Yo momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on PA=HO-NI-KSsss"

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:54 am

your mamas teeth are so big she bit into her sandwhich and clipped her toenails.......

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:03 am

Yo mommaâ€™s so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth.

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:19 am

your mamas teeth are so messed up she looks like she has dice in her mouth.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:38 am

Yo mommaâ€™s so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date.

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:46 am

She go's to KFC and licks OTHER peoples fingers.

Pete

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:50 am

But she's famous too because....... shes the reason the term "Beer goggles" is around.

Pete

Kbeever · Post by **Kbeever** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:53 am

Is work that slow guys???

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:58 am

She took the pepsi challenge........and chose JIFF!!!!

Pete

Bring it on Donkey.........

out!!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:58 am

Pretty much ...Holiday season usually is slow around here...but not for Mikes momma......hahahahaha

Pete Marino · Post by **Pete Marino** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:03 am

even rice krispies wont talk to her..

Pete

Brian Linehan · Post by **Brian Linehan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:37 am

when she fell out of the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down.

Brian Linehan · Post by **Brian Linehan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:45 am

Rob Cummings · Post by **Rob Cummings** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:38 pm

YO mama's so fat...she has to put her belt on with a boomarang

YO mama's so smart...about smart as a football bat

DeltaBound · Post by **DeltaBound** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:06 pm

Yo mama is so ugly that Brian Linehan would hit it

.

Rob Cummings · Post by **Rob Cummings** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:13 pm

Brian Linehan wrote:

Damn Brian..you would actually hit that???? YUCK!!! Diving into that snapper would be like....trying to peel a grilled cheese sandwich apart!

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:26 pm

Your mamas so ugly I put her face in cookie dough and made cookie monsters.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:37 pm

Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!

19X · Post by **19X** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:34 pm

This is what i call a forum

Lance · Post by **Lance** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:37 pm

Is that a pic of Flip Wilson ?

Rob Cummings · Post by **Rob Cummings** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:43 pm

19X wrote: This is what i call a forum

Hey there, I see you didn't speak up until someone put up a pic of a beefy lady!!

I can see you now...sittin at the computer..right clickin on her...save as....and puttin her in the spank bank folder!

19X · Post by **19X** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:51 pm

So whats the problem?????

Big girls need lovin too..

DeltaBound · Post by **DeltaBound** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:13 pm

Diving into that snapper would be like....trying to peel a grilled cheese sandwich apart!

That's too funny

Jim Conlow Sr. · Post by **Jim Conlow Sr.** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:23 pm

fishinman · Post by **fishinman** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:28 pm

It would be more like gettin STUCK in an old slimy smelly grilled cheese sandwhich made out of camenbert cheese ,left out in the hot sun on a deck of an old garbage barge!!!!

Brian Linehan · Post by **Brian Linehan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:30 pm

Awesome!!! My stomach is turning as we speak. I love it!!!

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:33 pm

Oh yeah..................I forgot to tell ya! Your mama is so fat even God can't lift her spirit.

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:34 pm

Oh and I forgot to tell everyone...............his mama is SO fat her picture weighs 10lbs!

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:47 pm

yo mommas so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:49 pm

I'll make yo momma scream uncle before I tap out. OH DAMN dey is one and da same.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:59 pm

Mikes momma was eating so fast, I had to spit on my food to keep her from taking mine.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:11 pm

Yo mommas so fat she make japanese sumo wrestlers look anorexic

DanWarme · Post by **DanWarme** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:19 pm

Can't believe I'm joining in on this...

Yo Mamma is so Ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma,
If Ugly was a crime, she would get life,

Your mamma's so ugly she made Ray Charles jump back. and the cat sterile.

Your mamma's so dirty, she went swimming in Lake Michigan, and left a ring.

Your mamma's so stupid, when you were born, she asked the Doctor, "Is it mine?"

She's so stupid, when she took the IQ test, she owed points.

Your mamma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of weiners.
She's got 4 other fat women orbiting around her.
She went to the zoo and the elephants went ...Damn!!!

She is so fat, she eats Krispy Kremes like a bowl of cheerios

She's so Big, her drivers License photo had to be taken with the Hubble telescope.
She doesn't have measurements, she has time zones.

Your momma is so fat she eats wheat thicks.
She's so fat, we're in her now.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
She is so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.

Your mamma is SO fat,
she tried to jump up in the air and got stuck.

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:24 pm

Yo mommas got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
Okay now I'm homesick

DAKINE198 · Post by **DAKINE198** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:35 pm

I miss the Islands and the Tropical jungles .... reminds of a movie I saw starring Mikes momma called Gorillas in the Mist.... I'll neva tap out

Mike Phua · Post by **Mike Phua** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:37 pm

Damn...................Dan Warme not only are you the video master you are now the Ninja of all mama jokes!

But I'm the the 'JEDI KNIGHT!"

YOUR MAMA SOOOOOO BIG SHE DON'T WEAR 501'S SHE WEARS 747'S!

YOUR MAMA'S GLASSES ARE SOOOOOO THICK SHE CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!

YOUR MAMA'S SO STRONG SHE CAN BLOW BUBBLES WITH NOW AND LATERS!

YOUR MAMA'S LIPS ARE SOOOO BIG SHE CAN WHISPER INTO HER OWN EAR!

BRING IT!

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