Rebate Check

[slemos]

How to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline
it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go
to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to
Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala, if we purchase a good car it will
all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan
and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
are the only businesses still in the US.