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Greg_Cornish

Downtown Clearlake, you hear it all the time

Actually theres a gun club and I see people shooting up Bartlett Valley R Road, but its really realy dry so be careful. Had a fire from a muzzle blast last year.

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Clearlake bassmasters are fishing it today. Will have a report here soon.

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I found this one especially humorous. The tip it was a scam came when I saw it was from Bnak of America rather than Bank of America. It stated that my account was corrupted and gave me a link to renew my password and username.

Dear Bnak Of America Customer....

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Brian. I think you found his "on" button.

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My wife is crazy about animals. She literally saves worms. She's nearly put me through the windshield when she sympathy braked the car when seeing a racoon run in front of an oncoming car a block from us. She yells when a lizard or snake crosses in front of us for me to slow down. She puts moths and...

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davet. wrote:Hmmmm, yer right. That page's been there for years. I hope it's only temporary.
Look it up on wikipedia if your curious what it's about.

Here it is.

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davet. wrote:This looks like a great opportunity for some fun. If you don't know what I mean, look at 419eater.com and look at the archive letters. I've been doing it for a few years and it's great fun.

No webpage availble there.

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Thats what they finally did in my hometown in MN. Pedro's kid stood motionless for an hour with a 38 behind his ear. A week later he stole my Brother in law's van. My Brother in law was running for Senate and the Van had NEGAARD FOR SENATE written across the entire side of it. That was funny on the ...

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Fishin' Dave wrote:this thread belongs in the lounge. Please take it there.

This is a fishing site, for fishing discussion. Personal problems should be handled by Dr. Phil.

Back to fishing>

Skip this thread?

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Time to invest in a security camera.

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I used to be with a girl that tried that "once". And ya' know what ? I didn't go fishing. However, I threw such an outrageous $#!+ fit, that NEVER again, in our next 7 years living together, did she EVER try that again ! In other words, I made sure she would never forget her mistake. You ...

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troutnut wrote:possessed by Satan! Keep far away.

LOL!

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I was told by an older wiser married man, that it always easier to ask for forgiveness, than it is to ask for permission. Bernie Ward is a super intelligent liberal talk show radio host with a mind like a steel trap. He questions everything and causes you to think. Unfortunately he's so abrasive an...

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I've been getting letters from hajim and his kin for 10 years

.

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Who said, "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated?"

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Yes I can't believe some web designers use Microsoft products to design websites. Some can't be read by anyt Macintoshes and PCs using Firefox or Opera.

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In upstate NY there's a tradition when men gather in the spring and line the banks of a small pond and fish for trout elbow to elbow. My brother in law invited my wife (his sister) to go with him. It wasn't very long before she fell in the cold cold water and started to sink. They had to form a huma...

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massbaster wrote:Thinking about getting one, maybe the white one. What do you guys throw?

I bet a little two part expoxy glue would make that work again.

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Most of us have found out ladies spend most of their lifes looking for that perfect husband then they marry him and spend the rest of their lifes trying to change him!!!!!!!!!! WTF :P Women marry men thinking they can change them and they can't. Men marry women thinking they'll never change and the...

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ssbassgirl wrote: You don't have to speak just listen!

LOL TouchÃ©. I been put in the landing net. Spoken like a true woman. You win, I give up. As Will Rogers said, "There are two schools of thought when arguing wih a woman. Neither way works."

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ssbassgirl wrote:
MorningBuzz wrote:Okay tbb31183...lets just see how many fisherwomen there are out there...Please speak up if your here.
Sit down and talk to her.....
Good luck!!

Oh come on, you know we speak different languages.

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Not always because the winds swirl. The winds were coming from the west down to Lucerne the other night. We head Northwest. They gradually shift and were coming straight from the south. But you camn usually find someplace, however not always where the fish are.

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My card was stolen and used for an online playboy subscription. The wife didn't believe me until they exchange currency in Kuala Lumpar and what's worse is I had no password for Playboy Online.

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HeHe, Good one.

You could do what I do. Make life with you so miserable shes glad to get you out of the house, then treat her like a queen when you come home. Its a pavlovian thing.

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If you aren't gone already...The prevailing winds are from the west. Early mornings are good al over. A slight breeze comes up at 10 most every day this summer. It really starts gusting at 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. and quits immediately when you get your boat on the trailer. This has been the windiest year I...

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Fishing Corinthian Bay. It must have been a Tuesday. I was numbed. My wife is flying from Heathrow to Nice, France today. Yikes, I'm nervous. Security usually pulls her aside because of chest size. I wonder if that's for security reasons or curiosity?

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Okay Steve, I guess we need to write a government grant to get water heaters installed in the lake. Hey if we can find the right politicians...

Thompsons out - he's far to honest.

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BassTraveler wrote:Hey Greg,
Wow...that's a great picture.
You can tell it was aprofessional who took it.
Zack and I hope to fish it again this year.

Fantastic. By the way. You have a beautiful family. You guys were a joy! Did you have Big Fish too? I remember you had an 8.

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Caudawg wrote:I believe CL gets no trout plants because the summer water temps in the summer almost guarantee a near 100% mortality rate. It is not a good "put & take" scenario. All IMHO.

Yes, I think it needs another 40 feet of depth

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half mile off shore.......They were going along and looked down at the flasher (that gives you and idea how long ago it was) and noticed a depression. They found it and it was stacked with big fish. I've been over that spot but can't find it lately. There are 2 deep holes out there and if you find ...

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HEY Thx Auggie. I'm a newb at this, great idear.

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BassTraveler wrote:Hey Guy,
Muskrat love was sung by Captian and Tennelle, and the Otters were a R&B Group in Motown

Muskrat Love? I'm so embarrassed, all these years I've been singing Mustache Love.

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I believe Jerry Basgal owns the biggest bass record at CL. It was 17.52 lbs caught on his own tube bait invention called a Hex-it. Jerry passed away 10 or so years ago Yes thats correct. I zoomed in on the plaque and thats the name. The length is 28.5 and the girth is 25.5. Can't read the OZ but I ...

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do you think th deth of Clear Lake keeps the fish from getting bigger? im not sure of this stat but the average depth of CL is 12ft? seesm like Berryessa being a deeper lake would have a better change of producing a big fish. There's vast areas of CL that are 36-52 feet deep The north end has vast ...

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ken wrote:What is the name of the fellow who has the Clear lake record?

I'll find out for you. I think he died.

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You probably don't have this problem, but when my buddy held down my power on button to long, it went into demo mode every time. I loved hearing him yell, "FISH EVERYWHERE!"

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It would be interesting to find out whats the farthest north a 20 has been caught and the avg temp of winter water there.

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http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigrat ... erview.asp

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Ken C. wrote:Otters taste like Chicken!!

I think they taste like boat carpet, cuz that's what they chewed up on my boat.

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From what I can find the Berryessa record is.... The Lake Berryessa record bass, a 17.5 lb'er, was caught by an angler who was fishing for bass....... with live night crawlers. Just 5 oz shy of the Clear Lake record. With seven fisherman taking over 100 lbs of fish in the 4 day tourney this spring i...

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I have to re-carpet my pontoon fishing boat. I've seen black carpet on boats that so hot you can't walk on it. I think white would reflect back the sun in your face. What's the best color for the heat situation, neutral grey?

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I know this outfit very well. When I was in my 20s in Minnesota, Scheels opened a little hodunk hardware store like Coast to Coast - my guess is 1970. It was in the Madison East Shopping Center in Mankato, MN. He had some sporting goods in the back corner. It sold General Merchandise and a store in ...

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Steve, I've never fished Berryessa and I know very little about the lake. When our bass club goes over there they don't get very big fish. usually 6 to 15 pound limits. http://www.clearlakebassmasters.net/2006tourneynovember.html Very small fish. I don't undertand. Are there some lunkers taken there...

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http://www.cfmarine.com/ Clearlake Flagship, but you probably knew that.

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gt5bass wrote:
Greg_Cornish wrote:Yes, its a big weekend, but I doubt we'll be drawing from the same crowd.
Actually you may able to draw a bunch from those that don't make the cut

Good point, thx

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Steve wrote:Clear Lake no way, Berryessa maybe, Don Pedro yes.

Its also got a much shorter growing season (growth is a function of temperature, its very cold in those mountains), ......

The water temp has dropped to 48 but is mostly in the 50s in winter.

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Does Clearlake have a 20 pounder in it? I've seen so many photos of 12s, 13s, and 14 pounders. I find it strange that the largest this fishery has yielded is a 17.10. I had my photo taken with the lake record when Ross England worked at Tackle it.

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Yes, its a big weekend, but I doubt we'll be drawing from the same crowd.

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My cousin and I were fishing Hula Poppers in MN. His suddenly disappeared. He set the hook. We fought it for 30 minutes. Finally this HUGE head pops up. A 20 LB snapping turtle is staring at us. He hadn't been hooked the whole time, he was just stubbornly hanging on. He hissed and fired the plug rig...

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12 pound Northern Pike about 36" long at German Lake in MN. I was 14 years old. Had a cheap Japanese spincasting reel with aluminun spool. The line cut a notch in the spool and hung up and broke. My dads landing net was only 24 inches across, missed him on 2 passes. I took the reel off and thre...

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