Sweet elderly Southen ladies

[Bill K]

A old southern lady was driving across a bridge and saw a young man about to jump. She stopped and asked him not to jump, but think about his Mother and Father and their grieve. He said his parents at died. She then said well think of your wife and kids, to which he said he was not married and had no children, he was all alone. At which point she looked at him and said "well the jump you dumb *** yankee". Bill K